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In order to celebrate the upcoming release of Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, I figured it was time for a big giveaway.

                                                  Prizes

1stPlace – A copy of the Pokémon Game of your choice; either Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire (it will be pre-ordered and ready to be dispatched to your address), any two of the above plushes, a Pokémon Card signed by Veronica Taylor (The original English voice of Ash Ketchum), as well as an in-game Pokémon of your choice (in-game meaning Pokémon X&Y, and excluding Diance, Volcanion, and Hoopa).

2nd Place – Any two of the remaining plushes, a Pokémon Card signed by Veronica Taylor (The original English voice of Ash Ketchum), as well as an in-game Pokémon of your choice (in-game meaning Pokémon X&Y, and excluding Diance, Volcanion, and Hoopa).

3rd Place – The final remaining plush, a Pokémon Card signed by Veronica Taylor (The original English voice of Ash Ketchum), as well as an in-game Pokémon of your choice (in-game meaning Pokémon X&Y, and excluding Diance, Volcanion, and Hoopa).

4th Place and 5th Place - A Pokémon Card signed by Veronica Taylor (The original English voice of Ash Ketchum), as well as an in-game Pokémon of your choice (in-game meaning Pokémon X&Y, and excluding Diance, Volcanion, and Hoopa).

An additional 5 people will receive an in-game Pokémon of their choice (in-game meaning Pokémon X&Y, and excluding Diance, Volcanion, and Hoopa).

(All 10 winners will also be featured as an NPC in the Pokémon game that I am currently working on. It’s not too exciting, but I figured it’s something a little different)

There is also ONE SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE which will be randomly given to one of the first 5 winners.

                                              The Rules

  • Likes and Reblogs both count; but only 1 of each
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Your ask box MUST be open; if it isn’t, I can’t contact you
  • To claim in-game prizes, you MUST be happy exchanging friend codes, you MUST own a 2DS, 3DS, or 3DS XL along with a copy of Pokémon X or Pokémon Y
  • Prizes 1-5 are for followers only (as is the mystery prize)
  • Prizes 6-10 are open to anyone
  •  You MUST respond within 72 hours of me messaging you, otherwise another person will take your place
  • Shipping worldwide

GIVEAWAY ENDS 19:00 (GMT), AUGUST 31st 2014
Prizes will be dispatched by September 10th (other than the copy of OR/AS, which will be dispatched directly from the retailer as the game is released)

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